WOW!!! This place reeks of WTF, Slitz, vomit, and stale cheese doodles. The previous tenant really wrecked the place.
I’m the new tenant. Hopefully I will have a chance to introduce myself in the near future, but right now I am busy cleanin' up th' place. Until then, just be thankful that the last tenant isn’t here any more.
Have a Great Day!
Sincerely,